Archive for the 'Health' Category

And how much would you like off today, Sir?

Topic: Art and culture, Consumer, Education, Health, Humour, Society

Come here, big boy and get the chopReal Kiwi blokes don’t do proper haircuts. The rate of inflation at the hairdresser since 2003 has dramatically outstripped the rest of the cost of living - and men have responded in a simple, commonsense way. Instead of getting a trim every four weeks, they put it off [...]

Why this government deserves a good beating

Topic: Education, Health, Law and order, Politics, Society

Now we have proof that government in New Zealand does not work, and it came from the mouths of our governors. Despite the obscene amounts of taxation thrown at it, our Labour-misled Government is unable to include a simple referendum question in this year’s election process.
The question, of course, is:
“Should a smack as part of [...]

Let’s clear the air about Smog, Smoke and Mirages

Topic: Consumer, Environment, Health, Politics, Society

Well, we’re blown away! Somebody has just “discovered” that the so-called “smog” in Christchurch doesn’t appear to affect the health of young people. We’ll let these ground-breaking researchers into another secret: it doesn’t affect the health of anyone else either, other than those already suffering from respiratory diseases, because it’s not smog at all.
It’s harmless, [...]

Politicians wave madly, but they’re drowning

Topic: Consumer, Environment, Health, Politics, Society, The economy

The Labour-led Government pledges that all New Zealand waters will be “swimmable” within a generation. That is to say, by about 2030.
From this…What they seem to have forgotten is that New Zealand waters (with the exception of places like Nelson’s dreadful Tahunanui Beach, and other sewage-polluted beaches around the country) were almost all swimmable only [...]

Imagine it: Cunliffe’s bust, where stoolpigeons roost

Topic: Health, Humour, Politics

The prognosis is not good at Hawke’s Bay DHB - picture by Ben EarwickePeople who don’t believe in democracy have a habit of re-writing history. Stalin and Mao Tse-tung spring immediately to mind. Perhaps that’s why the government-appointed new Hawke’s Bay District Health Board has done something that otherwise defies rational explanation. They’ve taken down [...]

Ignorance is no defence, Minister

Topic: Consumer, Education, Health, Law and order, Media, Politics, Society, Your money

In New Zealand, the high and mighty ignore the low and powerless. (Image by Freefoto.com) There cannot be a civil society unless it is governed by people who accept that their power relies first and foremost on protecting their citizens. This is the primary duty of any government and it extends far beyond defending people [...]

NZ telly ads: from the ridiculous to the subliminal

Topic: Advertising, Consumer, General, Health, Humour, Law and order, Media, Society

The airwaves are packed with commercials made by uncreative, overpaid people who persuade silly clients to spend large amounts of money inflicting baffling ads on innocent viewers who just tuned in to see something interesting. Admittedly, some commercials are better than the programmes they separate, but most of them insult our intelligence.
Here are some recent [...]

The New Zealand Listener – Deaf, dumb and slowly going blind

Topic: Environment, Health, Media, Politics, Society

It is said that if you point a finger at someone, there will be at least three pointing back at you. This is usually a reliable yardstick but the rule does not apply if you are Sarah Barnett, a columnist writing the trendy Ecologic article in the New Zealand Listener about an environmental documentary broadcast [...]

Horticulturally offensive weeds and toxic bottom-feeders

Topic: Art and culture, Consumer, Education, Environment, General, Health, Law and order, Media, Politics, Society

A sick, 61-year-old former missionary is brutally beaten for no apparent reason at a bus stop in a “safe” area of Auckland, and slowly dies.
An old farmer in a remote part of Hawke’s Bay is shot dead at dawn by a killer with a high-powered rifle. There is only one escape route for the [...]

The Advertising Standards Moronity

Topic: Advertising, Consumer, Education, Health, Humour, Media, Satire, Society, The economy

In New Zealand, there is a grandly named body called the Advertising Standards Authority. New Zealand is fond of creating grandly named but impotent bodies to investigate serious problems, either real or imagined (but usually imagined).
Their highly rewarded members then spend vast amounts of public funds on the final report, but usually achieve little [...]