About the author: Brian Mackie

The Author Profile: Writer and businessman who distrusts all politicians and what passes for journalism in New Zealand.
Website: http://www.gog.org.nz/
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Posts by Brian Mackie:

Reflections on a cruel world that’s being overrun by brats and prats

There is nothing quite like the careful application of pain to deter young people from inflicting physical suffering upon others. The best result can be expected when well-intentioned and maturely measured punishment is firmly applied in the early years. After ...

If you insist on a bargain, be prepared to live in the world’s basement

New Zealanders have a quaint but misplaced pride in the idea of “make do, and mend”. They call it The Number 8 Fencing Wire Theory. The trouble is that Number 8 fencing wire is hard to find these days. It’s ...

Telecomplications: Is it a train? Is it a plane? No, it’s an immobile phone operator

Name a formerly State-owned company, now "privatised", that treats its customers, suppliers and staff with mind-boggling disdain – overcharging the former and intimidating the latter, while trying to do everything on the cheap. We’re talking about British Airways, whose fabulous Lakeside ...

It’s blatantly racist, but with the Ora of respectability

Experts say that by 2050, the Maori population will have outstripped that of other ethnic groups and this will render Waitangi Treaty disputes irrelevant. Other statistics prove that there will be but one super-fit tribe called the Ngati Khaki, and ...

Going from Iraq to ruin: The oft-repeated history of lying politicians

There are few sights uglier than that of a Scottish lawyer on the make, as Tony Blair showed during his six-hour defence of the indefensible before the Chilcott-led Iraq Inquiry. According to Wikipedia, Edinburgh-born Anthony Charles Lynton Blair is descended ...

Dreamers, green with envy, green as grass, lily-livered and red all over

The only favour that never-elected Green MP Sue Bradford did for New Zealanders (before she spat the dummy and threw the teddy) was to prove beyond doubt that when the Green Party suggests or supports or opposes anything, its stand ...

Summer weather: Seriously dreadful. NIWA forecasts: Way below average

Over a pint, Rudolph complained: “Just how short can a human bean’s memory span be?” This mortal frailty has allowed all sorts of self-appointed experts to regularly recycle scares ranging from imminent ice ages or guaranteed incineration to warnings that ...

Holidays were invented to make you wish you were back at work

Welcome back home to your warm and familiar grindstone, which probably looks a lot like ours. There are many good reasons for not going on holiday, including the fact that you may offer your employer a relaxing period during which ...

Latest traffic report: On SH1, expect queues lasting for another decade

If you laid every politician elected in the last 40 years end-to-end, their combined salaries, pensions and expenses could have paid for Wellington's Transmission Gully route twice over. Now that Transport Minister Steven Joyce has decisively not quite decided when ...

Hone(stly), Harakiri Kiwi Harawira does have a small point…

In his latest message to our great nation, maverick Maori Party MP Hone Harawira says he is merely holding up a mirror to New Zealand society by repeating claims of never-ending rape and pillage by the Pakeha, whom he clearly ...